Pennies and John Green

sparkypchu:

sylvaria:

kimiekazi:

sylvaria:

nerdwriterfighter:

I know that I am wired times 1000, though I am currently thinking about an unlikely love story between John Green and a penny.  It will be called, The Fault in Our Pennies.

This is totally worth shipping! 

Shipping would probably cost more than  penny…. I’m so sorry, I just had to pun.

And I would read/watch/listen the crap out of that.

Haha

"Oh Penny," John Green said, awestruck, "It’s perfect."

The private room at the restaurant was lit only by the light of ten strategically-placed candles. The candles smelled strongly of green Sharpie, already causing John to become loopy. On the table were two glasses of Strawberry Hill and two menus.

John helped Penny into it’s chair on the table and sat down himself. He looked through his menu, making a mental note as to what to order. He already knew what he wanted because it wasn’t his first time at this restaurant. 

Last time he was here was during his last date with that unbearable unicorn. He couldn’t stand her and stormed out before the waiter even arrived. Penny was also leaving a terrible date and bumped into John. It was in that moment that they fell in love.

"Helloooo? Anyone there?"

John was snapped back to the present by the waiter.

"Oh, Sorry, I was lost in thought," John said running his hand through his majestic puff.

"I noticed," said the llama waiter, "To repeat, my name is French and I will be your server today. Are you ready to order?"

John looked over to Penny and nodded. He turned back to the waiter, pointing to a spot on the menu.

"Yes, I’ll have the pizza."

"Excellent choice," the waiter responded, writing on a notepad.

He turned his attention to Penny.

"And for you?"

After a moment he wrote down the second order.

"I’ll go put that order in."

The waiter took the pair of menus and left.

John gazed into Penny’s Abe Lincoln getting completely lost in it’s gleaming copper coating. 

"Oh, Penny, this date is so jokes," John said, his eyes not leaving Penny, "To think I used to hate pennies and think they weren’t worth anything, but now I can see that they are worth something. They are worth everything in the world. Penny, I love you."

Penny shined in the candlelight.

"Oh, you have something to ask me? Then just ask."

Suddenly a puppy-sized elephant walked in with a small box. It opened the box and sat it next to Penny. Inside the box was a shiny pair of diamond-encrusted Nerd Glasses.

John began to tear up.

"Of course! Of course I’ll marry you!"

John took off his glasses and put on the Nerd Glasses. They fit perfectly. 

John picked up Penny and they shared a long, happy kiss. 

thesanityclause:

I only went so far before I realized I could not justify spending a lot of time on this.I’m not even sorry.

thesanityclause:

I only went so far before I realized I could not justify spending a lot of time on this.

I’m not even sorry.

Anonymous said: Is that Benedict Cumberbatch [Sherlock] getting on the Hanklerfish bus? If so, YAY!

I didn’t have anyone in mind, but… sure, yeah. It’s him! 

I’m kind of in love with the Hanklerfish bus. It might become a recurring character on this blog. Thanks to the anon who suggested it. 

I’m kind of in love with the Hanklerfish bus. It might become a recurring character on this blog. Thanks to the anon who suggested it. 

DFTBA Records just made some changes to their website that I’m pretty pleased with. Here’s the new page for our T-shirt. ^^

sylvaria:

thenameishunter:

Dollar Pizza (2013)
©2014 Hunter White

fishingboatproceeds I found something for you

sylvaria:

thenameishunter:

Dollar Pizza (2013)

©2014 Hunter White

fishingboatproceeds I found something for you

kansasnovak:

I get bored and draw portions of faces. Say hello to John and Hank Green’s right eyes.

Hello. 

(Source: giraffesandtheclap, via nerdfighter-art)

Lately I’ve been posting comics on Mondays, but it turns out having a schedule makes it feel like work. My non-scheduled work tends to be inspired and somewhat effortless. So no more schedule. I will go back to posting comics and other stuff whenever I feel like it. 

Hank did talk about weird Nerdfighter stuff in a video called “My Face on a Bus,” after all. 

Anonymous said: A Hanklerfish bus? (Or Michaelerfish or Caitlinerfish bus?) Please?

imadeupmattiseblueman:

edwardspoonhands:

hanklerfishcomic:

hanklerfishcomic:

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Here’s what it looks like at night

Good lord….

WHY THE HELL ISN’T THE ANTENNA LIT! JUST WHY?????

So many people asked this. Maybe it’s off right now. The truth is, I just didn’t think of it. I was thinking bus lights. 

Don’t you worry, Hank, I will do my best to keep Nerdfighteria in the spirit of weird!